Every cat owner knows the feeling.

This funny cat greeting card features a smug cat proudly presenting its “gift,” paired with the perfectly deadpan line: “I Got This Just for You.” It’s dry, a little unhinged, and painfully accurate—the kind of humor that instantly clicks with cat people.

Minimal, bold, and easy to read from across the room, this card works for birthdays, thank-you notes, housewarmings, or just-because moments when a normal card feels boring. It’s the kind of card people keep instead of tossing.

Why people love it

• Relatable cat humor that feels honest, not cheesy

• Minimal illustration with strong personality

• Blank inside so you can go sweet—or equally feral

• Perfect for cat owners, coworkers, and sarcastic friends

Product details

• Funny cat greeting card

• Front message: “I Got This Just for You”

• Inside: blank for your personal note

• Printed on 100 lb premium uncoated cardstock

• Includes recycled kraft envelope

• Card size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")

• FSC certified, made in Canada

• Protected in a cello sleeve

Because nothing says love like a deeply questionable gift from a cat.