Small batch crafted | Embroidered in Las Vegas

A sassy, embroidered reminder that the real love story is the one with yourself.

This black cross-stitch-style crewneck is for the girlies, gays, and theys who’ve retired their situationships and rerouted the plot. Whether you’re post-breakup, deep in your self-love era, or just here for the drama, this sweatshirt is chaotic-good in the coziest way.

Featuring pixel-style lettering that reads “I LOVE ME(N)” (with a cheeky strikethrough and bold red heart), it quietly says: “Actually... I love me.”

🎁 PERFECT FOR
• Breakup glow-ups, soft resets, and deleting his number
• Anti-Valentine’s Day fits, girls’ night, or solo date energy
• Gifting to your chaotic bestie (or yourself, obviously)
• Throwing on when you’re over men but not over being cute
• A black embroidered crewneck for self-love, sass, and the drama arc