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“I’m Not Mer-Made for This” Holographic Sticker – Funny Waterproof Vinyl Gift for Laptops, Water Bottles & Planners

“I’m Not Mer-Made for This” Holographic Sticker – Funny Waterproof Vinyl Gift for Laptops, Water Bottles & Planners

$4.50 USD
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✨ For anyone riding the holiday chaos wave with zero energy left to swim.

This cheeky holographic vinyl sticker says what we’re all thinking: I’m not mer-made for this. Designed by LA-based artist Reesa, it pairs burnout humor with shimmery, mermaidcore magic. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or planner to add a little sparkle to the seasonal overwhelm.

Perfect as a small holiday gift, stocking stuffer, or mood-booster for friends who are doing their best (barely).


Why You’ll Love It
Holographic finish – waterproof, weatherproof, and ridiculously shiny
Relatable mermaid energy – burnout, but make it cute
Durable + long-lasting – stands up to coffee runs and daily commutes
Perfect gift size – 3" x 2.5" for laptops, water bottles, and planners
Artist-designed – illustrated by Reesa in Los Angeles


🎁 Perfect For
• Holiday stocking stuffers for friends, coworkers, or college students
Funny burnout gifts for teachers, baristas, and overworked besties
• Mermaidcore lovers, coastal-core dreamers & chaotic good souls
• Decorating laptops, journals, water bottles & gift packages


📏 Details
• Size: 3" x 2.5"
• Material: Premium holographic waterproof vinyl
• Artist: Reesa (Los Angeles, CA)
• Made in the USA


💡 Add to cart if you’re just trying to stay afloat through the holidays—one cute sticker at a time.

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