✨ A festive favorite for people with boundaries (and great taste).

The “You’re Too Close!” Goose Sticker is chaotic, cute, and the perfect gift for anyone who’s tired of tailgaters—or people in general. Featuring an angry goose in a frog hat holding a tiny knife, this sticker sets boundaries with style and humor.

Made from weatherproof, UV-protected vinyl, it’s built to survive cars, laptops, water bottles, and all of life’s chaos. Whether you’re shopping for a friend with road rage, a coworker who loves memes, or a sibling who lives for frog-core energy—this sticker is a hilarious, affordable gift that’ll actually get used.

🎄 Why You’ll Love It
• Funny & relatable – perfect for anyone with main-character energy
• Weatherproof vinyl – durable, waterproof, UV-resistant for cars or outdoor use
• Bold statement size – 5" x 6", big enough to get the point across
• Multi-use – sticks to cars, laptops, mirrors, or water bottles
• Gift-ready – ships flat in eco-friendly packaging, perfect for stocking stuffers

🎁 Perfect For
• Holiday gifts for chaotic besties or funny coworkers
• Stocking stuffers under $15 that actually get a laugh
• Drivers who hate tailgaters (aka everyone)
• Frog lovers, goose meme fans, and Gen Z aesthetic enthusiasts
• Car window decor, laptop stickers, or gift bundle add-ons

📏 Details
• Size: approx. 5” x 6”
• Material: waterproof, weatherproof, UV-protected vinyl
• Indoor/outdoor use
• Made in the USA

🪿 Add to cart for the ultimate “back off” holiday gift—wrapped in frog-hat chaos.