Not everyone wants balloons and enthusiasm.

The “Happy Birthday or Whatever” card features a grumpy cat in a party hat delivering the most low-effort birthday wish imaginable. It’s dry, minimalist, and painfully relatable—perfect for people who prefer sarcasm over sentiment and snacks over small talk.

This card is ideal for friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who hates being the center of attention but still appreciates good design and a solid joke. Simple, funny, and honest enough to land every time.

Why people love it

• Deadpan humor that feels effortless, not loud

• Minimal illustration with strong personality

• Perfect for sarcastic friends and low-key birthdays

• Blank inside so you can say more—or absolutely nothing

Product details

• Funny sarcastic cat birthday card

• Front message: “Happy Birthday or Whatever”

• Inside: blank for your personal message

• Printed on 100 lb uncoated white cardstock

• Includes 100% recycled kraft envelope

• Card size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")

• FSC certified, made in Canada

• Packaged in a clear cello sleeve

For birthdays that deserve acknowledgment—but not a big deal.