Happy Birthday or Whatever – Sarcastic Cat Birthday Card for Friends

Not every birthday calls for fireworks. Some just need a grumpy cat in a party hat and a deadpan “Happy Birthday or Whatever.” This card is for the people who’d rather skip the fuss and head straight to dessert—with maximum sarcasm, of course.

✨ Card Details
✔ Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5") – Compact, classic, and frameable
✔ Blank Inside – Write your own sassy, sincere, or apathetic message
✔ Uncoated 100 lb white cardstock – Thick, smooth, and luxe to the touch
✔ Comes with 100% recycled kraft envelope – Earth-friendly packaging
✔ FSC Certified & made in Canada – Printed with care & conscience
✔ Sealed in a clear cello sleeve – Clean and gift-ready

🎉 Perfect for:
😾 Cat lovers who don’t do “extra”
🎂 Friends with dry humor and no time for fluff
🎁 Minimal-effort birthday gifts that still get a laugh