😾 For the friend who hates attention (but secretly loves good stationery).

This “Happy Birthday or Whatever” card is pure deadpan gold — featuring a grumpy cat in a party hat who couldn’t care less about the candles, confetti, or small talk. Perfect for holiday-season birthdays, winter humor gifts, or anyone whose love language is light sarcasm and quiet chaos.

It’s minimalist, funny, and weirdly relatable — the kind of card they’ll actually keep on their fridge.

Why It’s Perfect for the Holidays

• Great for December & January birthdays that get lost in holiday chaos

• Perfect for cat lovers, sarcastic friends, or coworkers who roll their eyes at party hype

• Affordable, funny stocking stuffer or Secret Santa addition

• Easy to pair with a mug, candle, or coffee gift card

Card Details

• Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")

• Blank inside for your message (or your silence)

• 100 lb uncoated white cardstock

• Includes 100% recycled kraft envelope

• FSC Certified, made in Canada

• Packaged in a clear cello sleeve

🎁 Add to cart if your idea of a birthday celebration involves sarcasm, snacks, and zero small talk.