Short message. Big impact.

The “You’re Old” cat birthday card is brutally honest in the best way. Featuring a scruffy, unimpressed cat in a party hat and a single balloon, this card nails dry humor without trying too hard.

It’s perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcasm and can take a joke. Whether you’re celebrating a milestone birthday or just reminding someone they’re aging gracefully (or not), this card does the roasting for you.

Why it works

• Straightforward, deadpan humor that actually lands

• Minimalist illustration with grumpy personality

• Great for friends, siblings, coworkers, or partners

• Memorable enough to keep, funny enough to display

Product details

• Funny sarcastic cat birthday card

• Front message: “You’re Old.”

• Inside: blank for your own message

• Printed on premium 100 lb uncoated cardstock

• Includes 100% recycled kraft envelope

• Card size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")

• FSC certified, made in Canada

• Packaged in a clear cello sleeve

Because sometimes love looks like light bullying.